Pro trader T-shirt
Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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This T-shirt is for every trader who has ever confidently pressed “Buy,” watched the chart instantly collapse, doubled down on hope with an “Add to Position,” and then—out of pure emotional survival—taken profit at the worst possible moment.
This isn’t just a candlestick pattern.
It’s a lifestory.
A trauma bond.
A chart carved directly from the emotional diary of anyone who has ever believed, “It’s just a small pullback… right?”
The design features a perfectly sarcastic trading sequence:
– Buy at the top (because why would the market respect your analysis?)
– Add to Position as soon as it spikes a little (because now you REALLY believe)
– Take Profit at the bottom (because the market finally broke your spirit)
Whether you trade stocks, crypto, forex, or just your sanity, this shirt captures the universal truth:
The market always knows when you enter — and adjusts accordingly.
Ideal for:
• Traders who laugh to keep from crying
• Friends who “definitely didn’t revenge trade”
• Anyone who says “I swear it was just a fakeout”
• Every human who has ever averaged down into disaster
Wear it proudly to show both your strategy and your suffering.
It’s sarcastic.
It’s painful.
It’s accurate.
And yes — it will absolutely get a knowing nod from every real trader who sees it.
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